THANK YOU FOR YOUR ALLEGED SERVICE.
Under the entirely fictional command of Lieutenant General Derek Elsrod, no suspicious war story goes unquestioned.
PARODY AGENCY · NO GOVERNMENT AFFILIATION · NO REAL SERVICE VERIFICATION
THE TOOLS OF THE TRADE
A monument to taking other people's stories far too seriously.
Interrogation Chamber
Cross-examine a claim with questions that start sensible and end in barracks-mattress territory.
MOS Reference
A small starter guide to common occupational codes and service terminology.
Questionable Honors
Present an absolutely meaningless decoration for truly extraordinary storytelling.
War Room
Track the number of mock audits this browser has initiated.
INITIATE VALOR AUDIT
The Commander has questions. An alarming number of questions.
INTERROGATION PROTOCOL ACTIVATED
MOS DATABASE
An introductory reference, not an authoritative or exhaustive historical database. Codes and names can change by era.
QUESTIONABLE HONORS
No actual military decorations were harmed in the making of these awards.
THE WAR ROOM
Actual usage counts stored only in this browser. No shared database, surveillance, or secret federal funding.
COMMANDER'S STANDING ORDERS
1. Ask what their MOS was. 2. Ask a follow-up. 3. Remember that an unusual answer is not evidence of deception. 4. Return to step one because apparently we have nothing better to do.
Signed, Supreme Commander Derek Elsrod · Fictional command